T__T
Final is coming soon.
Stress? nope.
I have no motivation to study.
I'll be free after this month.
Date me out!
And job wanted here.
God, drop a job to me if u view my blog. Thx.
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有一个笨蛋跟一个蠢蛋对话为了面子问题 所以不说名字 姑且称A和BA:"我是骆驼,我要藏起来。"(把头给放进书包)B:(傻眼)"哪里是骆驼,是长颈鹿。"p/s:他不是故意讲长颈鹿的。A:"哪里是?是骆驼啊。"B:"只有长颈鹿才做到啊。"A:"长颈鹿那么高,要喝水都得四只脚张开,它帕的时候那里来得及?"(经过一番争吵……)B:"诶,其实是鸵鸟吧?"双方顿时恍然大悟,原来两个都错。A比较聪明吧,至少答对一个字。hor?╰☆╮╰☆╮╰☆╮╰☆╮╰☆╮╰☆╮╰☆╮╰☆╮╰☆╮╰☆╮╰☆╮╰☆╮冷笑话时间糖果是男的还是女的?答案:女的。因为糖果会"生蚂蚁"。